MOBILE DEMO WRAP UP

NOVEMBER 19, 2006 --Los Angeles -- A band of about 25 activists met at the Sepulveda Park-and-Ride at 11 AM Sunday morning to embark on a round of mobile demos. It was a gorgeous, sunny day - in the 90s. Perfect weather for a round of mobile's!

UCLA receives $200 million a year in grant money to experiment on primates. (Think what that money could accomplish if invested in legitimate, clinical, computer imaging, molecular and human based research!) They addict these poor primates to crystal meth, Ecstasy, strap them down and implant metal coils in their eyes in grotesque vision experiments, and deprive them of water in abhorrent 'thirst' experiments. They misappropriate taxpayer dollars to torture and murder animals in scientifically fraudulent experiments that retard true progress in human medicine.

Happily overseeing and condoning these atrocities directly against primates is Chancellor Norman Abrams - and his neighborhood was first on the demo circuit. Activists marched toward his house, chanting, "Hey, Norman, what do you say? How many animals have you killed today?" and other familiar recitations. They even added a new one: "In their cages, unheard they cry; in the labs, alone they die!" Well, it seems Normie wasn't a very happy camper about the presence of animal rights activists in his neighborhood - and after the activists marched by his home, he came out to complain to the police. Two protesters who were pamphleteering behind the marchers saw Abrams, and asked him politely to take a leaflet. He refused and shouted "Stop harassing me."

Aw, Normie! I wonder how many of those animals - with coils stuck in their eyes and tortured by thirst - wish YOU would stop harassing THEM. But they can't go to the police, Normie. They have no one to speak for them but us. Do you want us to stop protesting you? Then you stop the horrific primate experiments at YOUR University!

When Abrams refused to even read the pamphlet, the pamphleteer stated "How can you as a Jew, who knows about the Holocaust, support and encourage a Holocaust against non human primates? She went on to say "SHAME ON YOU." He turned, gave her a vulgar hand jester, and walked back inside his million dollar home.

Abrams, it seems, hasn't noticed that he lives in a country with a Constitution whose framers had the temerity to draft and include a Bill of Rights - which clearly include the right to protest!! Now, granted, the Bush Administration has been doing everything in its power to get around it; but so far (and hopefully with a new democratic majority saying NO to Pres. Bush) the Constitution is still relevant in America.

On to Vice Chancellor Roberto Peccei. We're not sure whether Bertie was home, but his neighbors got an earful about what UCLA does to primates under his watch. Thank goodness for a calm and experienced legal observer (an attorney) as well as the activists, who stood their ground when a raving maniac neighbor tried to assault the legal observer because he didn't like hearing our voices while watching ESPN.

Next, the activists paid a visit to vivvy Nelson Freimer who lives in Santa Monica. He elects to study the effects of depriving primates of water. Now, let's see. What might those be? Extreme thirst? A willingness to do any task requested for the pitiful reward of a few drops of H2O across the lips? We think ANYONE could have predicted that, Fecal Freimer! It happened to be a hot day in Los Angeles - in the 90s in November - and the activists were, themselves, pretty dehydrated from a day of picketing. One activist said to Freimer's wife - who likes to come out on the porch and harangue activists - "Go back inside and pour yourself a nice tall glass of iced tea, while your perverted husband tortures primates with thirst! I wonder if the psychopath sits in front of his victims holding a glass of water in his hands - enjoying their torment!"

One of the neighbors came up to the activist and asked her, "Do you have a permit to protest?" She answered, "You bet I have a permit to protest. It's called the Bill of Rights!" There were however, some families who were eager to take leaflets to learn what their neighbor does for a living and gave us a big thumbs up after reading the literature.

You'll recall that it is the Santa Monica police who cited several activists for "excessive noise" at a previous POM Wonderful, Inc. demonstration in their fascist city - and POM Wonderful's high priced attorneys have also taken some activists to court to try and stop the from demonstrating any POM employees. Well, activists decided on the spur of the moment to show POM that heavy-handed police tactics and spurious legal actions will not prevent them from standing up for the animals they maim, torture, and kill in the name of juice. So, it was on to the neighborhood of Fiona Possell and her Cedar Street Gang - whose residents physically assaulted three activists on a previous occasion. Activists wanted to let these skanks know that those who speak out on behalf of animals in laboratories will NEVER back down, but will only get stronger in the face of a bunch of neighborhood and police filth.

Now, why doesn't POM simply recruit human men with 'penile dysfunction' problems for clinical trials in which they drink POM juice and their subsequent bedroom prowess measured? An aboveboard company sincerely thinking that the antioxidants in its product might bestow a beneficial effect would surely do it that way. It is our contention that POM knows full well that 'limp dick' syndrome involves hormonal, emotional and vascular contingencies (the latter, which is caused by a meat based diet) and will not likely be modified by forcing rabbits in cages to consume the fruit juice.

The activists obeyed the ridiculous 100-foot stay-away order imposed by the Santa Monica 'filth' and stood at a distance of two house and across the street from Fiona's residence. They chanted and explained to the neighbors what POM does to animals. The coppers had informed them once before that they had boosted their response time to two minutes just for activists. That's flattering! Honestly! Fully prepared for the usual reaction of at least 12 cars regurgitating 24 armed gendarmes in full riot gear, activists were surprised to find that the police never showed! One activist was disappointed, saying she wished to say hello to the cruel and rapacious Lieutenant Mike Beautz (author of the recent tri-county raids).

Typical psychopaths, all. They can torture other sentient beings with impunity - but oh, how they complain when animal rights activists show up in their neighborhoods. The Airport Court has already exonerated one activist with regard to the excessive noise citations, and she will most likely sue the SM Police department.

Activists then went back to the Mullholland Park-and-Ride. The undercover police escort, who was following activists the entire day--GOOD, HOPEFULLY THEY LEARNED SOMETHING--waved to the activists good-bye and took off. We congratulated each other for another brilliant round of mobile demo's --"well done!"

Next round, coming soon!